He Threw a Rock at Me
“I’m ashamed of you,” the mother said. “Fighting with your best friend is a terrible thing to do!”
“He threw a rock at me!” the boy said. “So I threw one at him.”
The mother stated emphatically, “When he threw a rock at you, you should have come to me.”
“What good would that have done?” the boy replied. ” My aim is way better than yours.”
