Our New Supermarket
A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and smell the scent of fresh rain. Read more…
The Bacon Tree
Two Mexicans, Pepe and Don Pedro, had been lost in the desert for weeks and were at death’s door. They stumbled on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or even a barrel cactus. Suddenly they spied Read more…
Let’s Pretend We’re Married
A man and a woman, both strangers to one another, boarded a crowded transcontinental train and were assigned to the same sleeping car. Although they were both a little embarrassed Read more…
Buying a Porsche for $15
A 16-year-old boy comes home with a brand-new Porsche one day. As you might expect, his parents freak out a little bit. Read more…
Grandma’s Birth Control Pills
An 80-year-old woman’s doctor finally retired after many years of seeing her. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all her prescriptions. Read more…
British Hospitality
An American tourist in London decides to skip the official guided tours and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, sees the sights, and occasionally stops off at local pubs to soak up the culture — as well as a pint or two of beer. Read more…
The Housewife and the Gardener
A wealthy housewife was looking out her bedroom window when she noticed her gardener working below. She opened the window and called down to him, “Ramon… please come up to my bedroom.” Read more…
The Parachute-Folding Contest
An Englishman and an Irishman were fierce competitors. One day, their discussion turned to skydiving, and they began arguing about who was best at folding a parachute. Unable to resolve their dispute on the ground, they Read more…
The Blonde Spy
Three female spies — a brunette, a red-head, and a blonde — had been captured and were awaiting execution. The enemy dictator was nostalgic and had ordered an old-fashioned execution: death by firing squad. Read more…
Computer Error Haiku
What if Bill Gates had been a poet? We might see error messages like the following: Read more…
Golfing Promises
Four married men were about to go golfing. As they were putting their equipment in the golf cart, one of them said, “You guys have no idea what I had to go through to get out here this weekend. I had to promise my wife that Read more…
Basketball Underwear
The basketball team was getting dressed out for their big game, when all of a sudden there was a riotous burst of laughter. The coach came running into the locker room to Read more…
Redneck Vacations
Billy Bob and Lester are talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Lester, “Ya know, I reckon I’m about ready for a vacation. Only this year I’m gonna do it a little different. The last few years Read more…
An Easy Diagnosis
A guy walks into a doctor’s office. He has a sausage coming out of his ear, a waffle coming out of his nose, and bacon in his hair. Read more…
Why the Old Lady Was Crying
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. Read more…
