Dad’s Rules for Using the Car
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. Read more…
What the Beer Presidents Ordered
After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, “Hey Senor, I would like the world’s best, a Corona.” Read more…
Cinderella’s Final Three Wishes
Cinderella, now a widow at 95 years old, has had a fulfilling life. She happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch. Beside her sits her faithful cat, Bob. Read more…
Breaking in a New Navigator
Several years ago, when cockpits had round dials (plus flight engineers and navigators), a crusty old-timer captain was breaking in a brand-new navigator. Read more…
Chicken Surprise
A couple decides to go for a meal on their anniversary. After some deliberation, they decide on their local Chinese restaurant. They peruse the menu and finally agree to share the chef’s special, “Chicken Surprise.” Read more…
Refusing to Pass the Chocolate Pudding
“Hey, could you pass me the chocolate pudding?” said one corporal to the other in the mess hall. Read more…
Photographs From the Air
A famous photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take aerial pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire. Read more…
Curing the Queen’s Itch
Michael the Dragon Master was an official in King Arthur’s court. He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen’s voluptuous breasts, but he Read more…
The "Matador Special"
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bullfight. After the event, he stops by a small restaurant next to the venue called “The Matador.” As he checks out the menu trying to decide what he wants, he sees a waiter bring Read more…
A Blonde at the Tickle-Me-Elmo Factory
A ditzy blonde applied for a job at the Tickle-Me Elmo factory. Although she wasn’t particularly qualified, the manager liked what he saw in her (or at least ON her) and Read more…
Love, Aquarium Style
One morning at a coastal aquarium, the director was walking through the exhibits before they opened. As he reached the porpoise exhibit, he was shocked to discover that “mating season” had arrived. Read more…
Airplane "Gripe Sheet" Reports
After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a “gripe sheet,” which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems and document their repairs on the form, then pilots Read more…
Jokes in Prison
A man was sentenced to prison and placed in his new cell. At lights out, he and his cellmate were chatting. In the background, the man could hear other prisoners Read more…
A Case of What?
Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, “I must tell you all something. I recently discovered that we’ve got a case of gonorrhea in the convent.” Read more…
Tie Me Up…
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. Read more…
