What the Beer Presidents Ordered
After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, “Hey Senor, I would like the world’s best, a Corona.” Read more…
A Case of What?
Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, “I must tell you all something. I recently discovered that we’ve got a case of gonorrhea in the convent.” Read more…
British Hospitality
An American tourist in London decides to skip the official guided tours and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, sees the sights, and occasionally stops off at local pubs to soak up the culture — as well as a pint or two of beer. Read more…
The Redneck’s Talking Clock
Late one night (after several drinks), a redneck is showing some friends around his brand-new apartment. The last stop is the bedroom, where a big Read more…
Hillbilly Moonshine
A couple of weeks ago, I was traveling through the hill country in Tennessee. As luck would have it, my car broke down and I had to Read more…
The Tightwad Bartender
The bartender at a British pub had gotten a well-deserved reputation as a tightwad. One day, two blokes stopped by for a drink. They called the bartender over and asked him Read more…
Some Things You Just Can’t Explain
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?” Read more…
Do-Re-Mi Beer, by Homer J. Simpson
(Sung to the tune of “Doe, A Deer” from “The Sound of Music”)
DOUGH… the stuff…that buys me beer…
RAY….. the guy that sells me beer…
The Irish Drinking Buddies
Two elderly Irish drinking buddies, O’Shea and O’Donnell, are sitting at the pub musing on the end of life.
O’Donnell remarks, “Ye know, O’Shea, we’ve had great sport together for many years. It just came to moind that should it be I who happens to go first, it’d mean a great deal to me if Read more…
