Our New Supermarket
A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and smell the scent of fresh rain. Read more…
British Hospitality
An American tourist in London decides to skip the official guided tours and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, sees the sights, and occasionally stops off at local pubs to soak up the culture — as well as a pint or two of beer. Read more…
Pooping at Work
We’ve all been there but don’t like to admit it. We’re kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly feel something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves, the WORK POOP is inevitable. Read more…
Lipstick on the Mirror
A private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. Read more…
A Turbulent Flight
Flying through the Midwest in the summertime means one thing: turbulence. I was working as a flight attendant on one particular flight when we hit a patch of very rough air just after a young teenager, obviously on her first flight, had entered the bathroom. Read more…
A Little Too Friendly in the Bathroom
Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the bathroom, I stopped at a rest area and headed to the restrooms. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: “Hi, how are you?” Read more…
