Jokes in Prison
A man was sentenced to prison and placed in his new cell. At lights out, he and his cellmate were chatting. In the background, the man could hear other prisoners Read more…
The Blonde Spy
Three female spies — a brunette, a red-head, and a blonde — had been captured and were awaiting execution. The enemy dictator was nostalgic and had ordered an old-fashioned execution: death by firing squad. Read more…
The Victim Is Alive!
A well-known criminal defense lawyer was defending a man who had been accused of murder, even though the body of the victim had never been found. The lawyer dramatically turned to the courtroom’s clock and Read more…
Revenge on the Telemarketer
The phone rang as we were sitting down to dinner. I answered it and was greeted with, “Is this William Wagenhoss?”
This didn’t sound anything like my name, so I Read more…
Jesus Is Watching You
A burglar breaks into a house and is about to start ransacking it for valuables, when all of a sudden a voice calls out, “Jesus is watching you.” Read more…
The Purse Snatcher
A woman was called in front of a Texas Grand Jury for manslaughter after she shot a mugger six times in the back as he was running away with Read more…
