Chicken Surprise
A couple decides to go for a meal on their anniversary. After some deliberation, they decide on their local Chinese restaurant. They peruse the menu and finally agree to share the chef’s special, “Chicken Surprise.” Read more…
Refusing to Pass the Chocolate Pudding
“Hey, could you pass me the chocolate pudding?” said one corporal to the other in the mess hall. Read more…
The Bacon Tree
Two Mexicans, Pepe and Don Pedro, had been lost in the desert for weeks and were at death’s door. They stumbled on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or even a barrel cactus. Suddenly they spied Read more…
An Easy Diagnosis
A guy walks into a doctor’s office. He has a sausage coming out of his ear, a waffle coming out of his nose, and bacon in his hair. Read more…
Three Rude Bikers
A middle-aged guy is sitting at a roadside bar & grill, minding his own business, when three rough-looking bikers walk in. Before long, they start harassing him. Read more…
Are Caterpillars Good to Eat?
I was sitting down to eat dinner with my family the other night. We had just gotten started when Susan, my 6-year-old daughter, suddenly asked me, “Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?” Read more…
Ordering Ice Cream
A young doctor entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, “What kinds of ice cream do you have?” Read more…
