Dad’s Rules for Using the Car
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. Read more…
How Many Women Can a Man Marry?
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” Read more…
The REAL Story of Adam and Eve
Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God had to deal with His own disobedient children: Adam and Eve. Read more…
Hans Grapje: The Man Who Wasn’t Pope
On April 19, 2005, Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger was elected Pope. However, he was not the preferred candidate. That honor goes to Cardinal Hans Grapje. Read more…
A Case of What?
Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, “I must tell you all something. I recently discovered that we’ve got a case of gonorrhea in the convent.” Read more…
How to Get Into Heaven
I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven. Read more…
Children’s Letters to God
Over a period of several years, a Sunday School teacher assigned her young students to write their own letters to God. Here are some of the gems she collected: Read more…
A Lawyer at the Pearly Gates
A lawyer dies and is met by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
“Before I can let you in,” says St. Peter, “I need to know what you’ve done in your life to earn your place in Heaven.” Read more…
Three Men Getting Into Heaven
Three men — a man in a brown uniform, a muscular man wearing a tank-top and gym shorts, and a naked man — were standing in line at the Pearly Gates. Eventually they Read more…
The Young Doctor’s Diagnosis
A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could Read more…
A Visit to the Confessional
A young man walked into a Catholic church and stepped into the confessional.
“Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” said the man. “I have been with a young woman out of wedlock.” Read more…
The Missionaries and the Cannibals
Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who tied them up, put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there. Things looked pretty grim as the Read more…
The Pope’s Road Tour
Unbeknownst to most people, Pope Benedict XVI paid a secret visit to the United States not long after he was elected. After meeting with the President and various other officials, the Pope went on a road tour to visit Read more…
The Bible Salesman
A Bible distribution company had just opened up a new office, and they were having a tough time selling Bibles door to door. Their biggest problem seemed to be that there wasn’t anyone willing to Read more…
Jesus Is Watching You
A burglar breaks into a house and is about to start ransacking it for valuables, when all of a sudden a voice calls out, “Jesus is watching you.” Read more…
