How Many Women Can a Man Marry?
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” Read more…
Showing Generosity to a Bum
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor. “I feel really good today. I started out this morning with an act of unselfish generosity. I gave a twenty dollar bill to a bum.” Read more…
The Psychic’s Dire Prediction
In a dark and gloomy room, a fortune teller sat across from her client, a woman of about 40. The fortune teller stared into her crystal ball and suddenly jumped back, startled at what she saw! Read more…
We Need More Butter!
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. Read more…
I Won the Lottery!
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!” Read more…
Tie Me Up…
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. Read more…
Let’s Pretend We’re Married
A man and a woman, both strangers to one another, boarded a crowded transcontinental train and were assigned to the same sleeping car. Although they were both a little embarrassed Read more…
Golfing Promises
Four married men were about to go golfing. As they were putting their equipment in the golf cart, one of them said, “You guys have no idea what I had to go through to get out here this weekend. I had to promise my wife that Read more…
Basketball Underwear
The basketball team was getting dressed out for their big game, when all of a sudden there was a riotous burst of laughter. The coach came running into the locker room to Read more…
Joe’s Wife Goes to France
Joe’s wife was about to take a vacation in France with some of her girlfriends. Joe drove her to the airport, hugged her, and wished her a good trip.
“Before I go,” she said, “is there anything you’d like me to bring back for you?” Read more…
The Birthday Flowers
I forget things. All the time. Even important stuff, like my wife’s birthday and our anniversary.
This year, I had an idea for solving my dilemma. I set up Read more…
Needing a Day Off
Last week, I approached my supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” I said, “we’re doing some major house-cleaning tomorrow, and my wife needs me to Read more…
I’m Not Speaking to You!
A man and his wife, who’ve been married for several years, are having a spat. They’re both giving each other the silent treatment and haven’t said a word to one another for Read more…
Ten Dollahs Is Ten Dollahs
Every year, Stumpy and his wife, Martha, would make the trek down from their mountain home to visit the State Fair. Every year, they walked past a 1936-model biplane, and Stumpy would say, Read more…
Stopped for Speeding
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
“Officer,” the man began, “I can explain. I’m running really late….” Read more…
