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Unfortunate Laws of Nature

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and/or you’ll have to pee. Read more…


Chuck Norris Facts

Think you’re familiar with the popular actor / tough guy Chuck Norris? Here are a few facts you might not be aware of. Read more…


From the Late, Great Rodney Dangerfield

I was such an ugly kid… When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Read more…


A Few Points to Ponder

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling “Evian” backward: Yeah  – “Naive”

What’s the logic behind a “smoking” section in a restaurant? Isn’t that like having a “peeing” section in a pool? Read more…