A Blonde in the Library
A blonde walks into the library, looks around, then gets in line for the counter. Once she gets to the head of the line, she loudly says, “I’d like a Big Mac, large fries, and a large Coke.”
The librarian looks at her for a moment, then whispers to her, “Ma’am, this is the library.”
“Oh!” says the blonde, looking around. The she leans close and whispers back, “I’d like a Big Mac, large fries, and a large Coke….”
Undeniable Adult Truths
I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. Read more…
How Come Daddy’s Got So Few Hairs?
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. “Mommy, how come daddy’s got so few hairs on his head?” he asked his mother. Read more…
He Threw a Rock at Me
“I’m ashamed of you,” the mother said. “Fighting with your best friend is a terrible thing to do!”
“He threw a rock at me!” the boy said. “So I threw one at him.” Read more…
Two Kids on a Scavenger Hunt
A woman answered her front door and found two little boys holding a list. “Lady,” one of them explained, “we’re on a scavenger hunt, and we still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper Read more…
Dad’s Rules for Using the Car
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. Read more…
If You Don’t Stop Sucking Your Thumb…
A boy had reached the age of four without giving up his thumb-sucking habit, though his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage him. Read more…
How Many Women Can a Man Marry?
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” Read more…
Cinderella’s Final Three Wishes
Cinderella, now a widow at 95 years old, has had a fulfilling life. She happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch. Beside her sits her faithful cat, Bob. Read more…
Three Smiling Dead Guys
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The police are perplexed, so the coroner calls them in to explain what happened. Read more…
The REAL Story of Adam and Eve
Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God had to deal with His own disobedient children: Adam and Eve. Read more…
Curing the Queen’s Itch
Michael the Dragon Master was an official in King Arthur’s court. He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen’s voluptuous breasts, but he Read more…
Why Doesn’t This Cow Have Horns?
Mister, why doesn’t this cow have any horns?” asked the young blonde lady from a nearby city. Read more…
Surgical Reattachments for Rednecks
Two rednecks, Sam and John, were out cutting wood when John accidentally cut his arm off. Despite being a hopeless redneck, Sam remained calm and wrapped the arm in a plastic bag and Read more…
A Blonde at the Tickle-Me-Elmo Factory
A ditzy blonde applied for a job at the Tickle-Me Elmo factory. Although she wasn’t particularly qualified, the manager liked what he saw in her (or at least ON her) and Read more…
