A Blonde in the Library
A blonde walks into the library, looks around, then gets in line for the counter. Once she gets to the head of the line, she loudly says, “I’d like a Big Mac, large fries, and a large Coke.”
The librarian looks at her for a moment, then whispers to her, “Ma’am, this is the library.”
“Oh!” says the blonde, looking around. The she leans close and whispers back, “I’d like a Big Mac, large fries, and a large Coke….”
Why Doesn’t This Cow Have Horns?
Mister, why doesn’t this cow have any horns?” asked the young blonde lady from a nearby city. Read more…
A Blonde at the Tickle-Me-Elmo Factory
A ditzy blonde applied for a job at the Tickle-Me Elmo factory. Although she wasn’t particularly qualified, the manager liked what he saw in her (or at least ON her) and Read more…
The Blonde Spy
Three female spies — a brunette, a red-head, and a blonde — had been captured and were awaiting execution. The enemy dictator was nostalgic and had ordered an old-fashioned execution: death by firing squad. Read more…
A Blonde Selling Her Car
A blonde was having a hard time selling her car because the odometer showed more than 230,000 miles. One day, her dark-haired friend gave her some advice. Read more…
The Blonde’s Computer Password
My blonde coworker was about to go on vacation. I needed to use her computer while she was away, so I asked if she could give me her password. Read more…
A Redhead’s Doctor Visit
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office. “Doctor,” she says, “something’s really wrong. No matter where I touch my body Read more…
First-Class Flight to Detroit
A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section. The flight attendant Read more…
A Blonde With an Electra Complex
You’re suffering form what is technically known as an Electra Complex,” the psychiatrist informed his blonde female patient. “In other words, you’re in love with your father.” Read more…
Duck Hunting for Blondes
Did you hear about the two blondes who decided to try duck hunting? They bought new outfits & equipment, and went out to a place in the woods where they heard Read more…
