Three Smiling Dead Guys
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The police are perplexed, so the coroner calls them in to explain what happened. Read more…
Surgical Reattachments for Rednecks
Two rednecks, Sam and John, were out cutting wood when John accidentally cut his arm off. Despite being a hopeless redneck, Sam remained calm and wrapped the arm in a plastic bag and Read more…
Redneck Emergency Call
The following is a transcript from a 911 emergency call center in Arkansas. Read more…
Redneck Vacations
Billy Bob and Lester are talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Lester, “Ya know, I reckon I’m about ready for a vacation. Only this year I’m gonna do it a little different. The last few years Read more…
Ten Dollahs Is Ten Dollahs
Every year, Stumpy and his wife, Martha, would make the trek down from their mountain home to visit the State Fair. Every year, they walked past a 1936-model biplane, and Stumpy would say, Read more…
Redneck Hunting Trip: 911 Transcript
Earl and Bubba had been on a weekend hunting trip and had bagged an enormous buck. They were taking turns bringing their prize back to the campsite, and it was Bubba’s turn to carry it. He was struggling under the weight, Read more…
Bobby Joe’s Momma
A redneck woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.
“WOW,” the social worker exclaims, “are they ALL YOURS???” Read more…
The Redneck’s Talking Clock
Late one night (after several drinks), a redneck is showing some friends around his brand-new apartment. The last stop is the bedroom, where a big Read more…
Hillbilly Moonshine
A couple of weeks ago, I was traveling through the hill country in Tennessee. As luck would have it, my car broke down and I had to Read more…
The Redneck and the Amorous Gorilla
A small West Virginia wild animal park had acquired a female gorilla of a very rare species. Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very… “amorous,” and Read more…
A Redneck Love Poem
Susie Lee done fell in love,
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy ’bout it all,
She told her Pappy so.
