How to Cure a Cold
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn’t help. Read more…
We Can’t Help — We’re Dead
During an Army war game a commanding officer’s jeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some men lounging around nearby and asked them to help him get unstuck. Read more…
Mechanic vs. Heart Surgeon
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr. Michael DeBakey, who was standing off to the side waiting for Read more…
The Norwegian Firefighters
One dark night outside a small town in Minnesota, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. In the blink of an eye, it exploded into massive flames! The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around. Read more…
Green Pills, Red Pills and Blue Pills
One afternoon, a man goes to his doctor and tells him that he hasn’t been feeling well lately. The doctor examines the man, leaves the room, and comes back with three different bottles of pills. Read more…
Breaking in a New Navigator
Several years ago, when cockpits had round dials (plus flight engineers and navigators), a crusty old-timer captain was breaking in a brand-new navigator. Read more…
Refusing to Pass the Chocolate Pudding
“Hey, could you pass me the chocolate pudding?” said one corporal to the other in the mess hall. Read more…
My Leg Sounds Funny
A man went to the doctor. He said, “Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something’s wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you’ll hear it!” Read more…
Two Dollars for the Homeless Guy
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. Read more…
Curing the Queen’s Itch
Michael the Dragon Master was an official in King Arthur’s court. He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen’s voluptuous breasts, but he Read more…
A Close Shave Around the Cheeks
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. Read more…
Why Doesn’t This Cow Have Horns?
Mister, why doesn’t this cow have any horns?” asked the young blonde lady from a nearby city. Read more…
Showing Generosity to a Bum
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor. “I feel really good today. I started out this morning with an act of unselfish generosity. I gave a twenty dollar bill to a bum.” Read more…
Surgical Reattachments for Rednecks
Two rednecks, Sam and John, were out cutting wood when John accidentally cut his arm off. Despite being a hopeless redneck, Sam remained calm and wrapped the arm in a plastic bag and Read more…
Love, Aquarium Style
One morning at a coastal aquarium, the director was walking through the exhibits before they opened. As he reached the porpoise exhibit, he was shocked to discover that “mating season” had arrived. Read more…
