Why Doesn’t This Cow Have Horns?
Mister, why doesn’t this cow have any horns?” asked the young blonde lady from a nearby city. Read more…
The Cost of Killing a Calf
A lawyer cruising along a country road accidentally hit a calf, killing it. Wanting to do the right thing (hey — it could happen), the lawyer headed over to the farm house to Read more…
Snowed In for the Evening
Ed and Leon were on their way home from a hunting trip in northern Colorado. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the attractive lady Read more…
That Horse Don’t Look Too Good
A city slicker was driving through the country when he spotted a horse standing in a field. He was quite taken with the animal, so he pulled over to ask the farmer if Read more…
The Types of Cow Management
What form of government or management do you prefer? Not sure? The “cow analogy” might help you decide. Read more…
Kansas Farming and Labor Laws
A man owned a small farm in western Kansas.
The Wage and Hour Department of Kansas claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent to interview him. Read more…
Some Things You Just Can’t Explain
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?” Read more…
The Farmer’s New Bull
A farmer went to the local bank to borrow money for a new bull. The loan was made and Banker Bill, who lent the money, came by a week later to see Read more…





