Love, Aquarium Style
One morning at a coastal aquarium, the director was walking through the exhibits before they opened. As he reached the porpoise exhibit, he was shocked to discover that “mating season” had arrived. Read more…
Sad News at the Vet’s Office
A man brought a limp dog into the veterinary clinic. The doctor pulled out his stethoscope, placed it on the dog’s chest, and said, “I’m sorry, but your dog has passed away.” Read more…
The Redneck and the Amorous Gorilla
A small West Virginia wild animal park had acquired a female gorilla of a very rare species. Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very… “amorous,” and Read more…
The Farmer’s New Bull
A farmer went to the local bank to borrow money for a new bull. The loan was made and Banker Bill, who lent the money, came by a week later to see Read more…
Swallowing the Dog’s Pill
As a veterinarian, I was called at home in the middle of the night by a woman in distress. She had swallowed her dog’s heartworm pill by mistake. Read more…
