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Undeniable Adult Truths

Mr. Zany — Wed, 05 Jan 2011 14:23:47 +0000

I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.(...)
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How Come Daddy’s Got So Few Hairs?

Mr. Zany — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 10:18:16 +0000

Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. “Mommy, how come daddy’s got so few hairs on his head?” he asked his mother.(...)
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He Threw a Rock at Me

Mr. Zany — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 10:16:42 +0000

“I’m ashamed of you,” the mother said. “Fighting with your best friend is a terrible thing to do!”

“He threw a rock at me!” the boy said. “So I threw one at him.”(...)
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How to Cure a Cold

Mr. Zany — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 10:14:29 +0000

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn’t help.(...)
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Two Kids on a Scavenger Hunt

Mr. Zany — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 10:13:06 +0000

A woman answered her front door and found two little boys holding a list. “Lady,” one of them explained, “we’re on a scavenger hunt, and we still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper(...)
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We Can’t Help — We’re Dead

Mr. Zany — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 10:11:38 +0000

During an Army war game a commanding officer’s jeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some men lounging around nearby and asked them to help him get unstuck.(...)
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Dad’s Rules for Using the Car

Mr. Zany — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 10:09:11 +0000

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car.(...)
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If You Don’t Stop Sucking Your Thumb…

Mr. Zany — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 10:05:26 +0000

A boy had reached the age of four without giving up his thumb-sucking habit, though his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage him.(...)
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How Many Women Can a Man Marry?

Mr. Zany — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 10:03:25 +0000

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?”(...)
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What the Beer Presidents Ordered

Mr. Zany — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 10:02:17 +0000

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, “Hey Senor, I would like the world’s best, a Corona.”(...)
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Mechanic vs. Heart Surgeon

Mr. Zany — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 10:00:25 +0000

Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr. Michael DeBakey, who was standing off to the side waiting for (...)
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The Kangaroo’s Fence at the Zoo

Mr. Zany — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 09:57:41 +0000

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo.

Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he got out.(...)
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How to Clean a Cat: An 8-Step Process

Mr. Zany — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 03:20:12 +0000

The following list shows the proper steps for cleaning a cat.(...)
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Whose Dog Is This, Anyway?

Mr. Zany — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 01:23:23 +0000

One afternoon, I was in the backyard hanging the laundry when an old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard.(...)
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Cinderella’s Final Three Wishes

Mr. Zany — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 04:46:07 +0000

Cinderella, now a widow at 95 years old, has had a fulfilling life. She happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch. Beside her sits her faithful cat, Bob.(...)
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