Whose Dog Is This, Anyway?
One afternoon, I was in the backyard hanging the laundry when an old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. Read more…
Cinderella’s Final Three Wishes
Cinderella, now a widow at 95 years old, has had a fulfilling life. She happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch. Beside her sits her faithful cat, Bob. Read more…
Three Smiling Dead Guys
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The police are perplexed, so the coroner calls them in to explain what happened. Read more…
The Norwegian Firefighters
One dark night outside a small town in Minnesota, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. In the blink of an eye, it exploded into massive flames! The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around. Read more…
An Elephant Walks Into a Piano Bar…
An elephant walks into a piano bar and sits down to listen. Pretty soon, he starts to sob uncontrollably. Read more…
The REAL Story of Adam and Eve
Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God had to deal with His own disobedient children: Adam and Eve. Read more…
Green Pills, Red Pills and Blue Pills
One afternoon, a man goes to his doctor and tells him that he hasn’t been feeling well lately. The doctor examines the man, leaves the room, and comes back with three different bottles of pills. Read more…
Breaking in a New Navigator
Several years ago, when cockpits had round dials (plus flight engineers and navigators), a crusty old-timer captain was breaking in a brand-new navigator. Read more…
New Definitions for Common Words
Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. Read more…
Hans Grapje: The Man Who Wasn’t Pope
On April 19, 2005, Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger was elected Pope. However, he was not the preferred candidate. That honor goes to Cardinal Hans Grapje. Read more…
Chicken Surprise
A couple decides to go for a meal on their anniversary. After some deliberation, they decide on their local Chinese restaurant. They peruse the menu and finally agree to share the chef’s special, “Chicken Surprise.” Read more…
Refusing to Pass the Chocolate Pudding
“Hey, could you pass me the chocolate pudding?” said one corporal to the other in the mess hall. Read more…
My Leg Sounds Funny
A man went to the doctor. He said, “Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something’s wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you’ll hear it!” Read more…
Photographs From the Air
A famous photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take aerial pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire. Read more…
Two Dollars for the Homeless Guy
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. Read more…
