A middle-aged guy is sitting at a roadside bar & grill, minding his own business, when a group of bikers comes in and starts harassing him.
The first biker picks up the guy’s beer and dumps it in his lap. The second biker grabs the guy’s hamburger, then takes the bun and puts it on the guy’s head. The third biker pulls the guy’s chair out from under him, dumping him into the floor.
The guy picks himself up, hands the waitress $20 and tells her to keep the change, then walks out the door.
The bikers all laugh. “Boy, that little wimp sure isn’t much of a man,” guffaws the first biker.
“He isn’t much of a truck driver, either,” says the waitress. “He just backed his rig right over three motorcycles!”