Please Lower My Sex Drive

After examining his seventy-five year old patient, the doctor said, “You’re in remarkable shape for a man your age.”

“Yes, I know,” said the old gentleman. “I have only one complaint. My sex drive is too high. Is there any way you can lower it for me, Doc?”

“Your what?!” gasped the doctor.

“My sex drive,” said the old man. “It’s too high, and I’d like to have you lower it if you can.”

“Lower it?!” the doctor exclaimed, still unable to believe what the seventy-five year old gentleman was saying. “I mean, I guess I can look into it. You have to understand, though, that for the most part your ‘sex drive’ is all in your head.”

“Exactly, Doc,” said the old man, “and I’d like to have you lower it a couple of feet if you can.”