How the Burglar Found Jesus

A burglar breaks into a house and is about to start ransacking it for valuables. All of a sudden, a voice calls out, “Jesus is watching you!”

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. He sees no one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

The voice calls again, “Jesus is watching you!”

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot. The parrot pipes up again, “Jesus is watching you!”

The burglar laughs. “Stupid loudmouth bird,” he says. “I think I’ll take you home and fry you up for dinner.”

With an evil glint in his eye, the burglar starts heading for the parrot’s cage. Just before he gets there, the parrot fluffs his feathers, turns to the Rottweiler on the floor and says, “Sic ‘im, Jesus!”